Oye Vey!

This is for real.

over the Brooklyn Queens Expressway

Water Water Everywhere

Last weekend, on our way back from a run across the Williamsburg Bridge, Megan and I stumbled across a real oasis in the middle of McCarren Park...a fountain of San Pellegrino...and it was free. What could be better after a long, hot run? And it certainly beats drinking out of the mono-infected and muddy water fountain. We laid down on the mats and let the cool, sparkling mineral water drip down the back of our throats.

We soon found out that this San Pellegrino oasis was not in fact New York City's way to spend the excess budget money, but was part of a larger exhibition of artworks that all revolved around the concept of water called "WET".                                        

                 

We saw this amazing obelisk made out of ice that was slowly disappearing. 

                   

                      

Two giant schwetty balls with a fountain. Clearly symbolic of something.

                     

This was a baby pool filled with rubber gloves. I had a sudden urge to jump in and get felt up.

These mylar balloons tied to blocks of ice were my favorite. As the heat of the day melted the ice, each balloon floated away.

                   

You never know what you're going to come across in this city. You could be running in your neighborhood one day and come across a really cool art exhibition or maybe 1,000 Santas.

                           

One of the many reasons I heart NY

Today I took a ride out to Queens on the 7 train, one of the few New York City subway lines that is partially above ground. As we emerged from the dark tunnel I snapped this photo of the school kids sitting across from me.

 

The two girls on the left were playing Miss Mary Mack, while the two boys on the right were staring in awe and amazement at this:

 

Pretty rad, right? I know what you're thinking..."New York City is the most amazing place ever!" Well...you're right. 

While Elvis fans have Graceland and Star Trek fans have trekkie conventions, graffiti artists have 5Pointz. Artists from all over the world descend upon this 200,000 square feet of factory building space to show their artwork. If you come visit me in New York we will definitely make 5Pointz a MUST SEE and then hop over to the Court Square Diner because their pastrami sandwich is really good, extremely delicious, SCRUMTRILLESCENT!

5 Years and 3 Shades of Blonde Later...

Well, it's been nearly five years since I made the biggest decision of my life; I switched from crunchy to creamy. It's also been five years since I decided to move 1,192 miles from Kansas City to New York City to start grad school and a new stage of my life...and gee wilikers have a lot of things happened! So many things in fact, it almost seems like it has been an entire lifetime. Here are just a few things that I've learned:

• Walmart is a luxury, there are exactly zero stores in New York that have every single thing you want to buy.
• Breaking up is hard to do, but being single is super fun, especially when you want to spend an entire Saturday watching every movie Heath Ledger ever made and only go outside to buy a pint of Ben and Jerry's.
• Only you can change your own life circumstances.
• You should probably carry an umbrella and spare pair of shoes pretty much everywhere you go.
• Go to every single art event you're invited to. Besides seeing some amazing art, there's always free booze.

• Even when you have a job, live on your own and pay taxes, you will not feel like a grown up. I have the blankie to prove it.
• There is no shame in eating caviar from Ikea...even if you're eating it while you're on the bus going home.
• There's nothing like dressing up for a themed party and then having to get there using public transportation.

 

• NY bagels and pizza are the best in the world.

courtesy of my bff Victoria

courtesy of my bff Victoria

• If you hesitate the opportunity will pass you by.
• It was fun to perform on stage in a band...even if it only lasted one performance.
• If there's an empty seat on a crowded subway...it's empty for a (gross) reason.
• You can run into plushies and public nudity in the same day and it's no big deal.

• New York really is as rad as it looks in The Muppets Take Manhattan, Sex in the City and Law & Order.