Well, it's been nearly five years since I made the biggest decision of my life; I switched from crunchy to creamy. It's also been five years since I decided to move 1,192 miles from Kansas City to New York City to start grad school and a new stage of my life...and gee wilikers have a lot of things happened! So many things in fact, it almost seems like it has been an entire lifetime. Here are just a few things that I've learned:
- Walmart is a luxury, there are exactly zero stores in New York that have every single thing you want to buy.
- Breaking up is hard to do, but being single is super fun, especially when you want to spend an entire Saturday watching every movie Heath Ledger ever made and only go outside to buy a pint of Ben and Jerry's.
- Only you can change your own life circumstances.
- You should probably carry an umbrella and spare pair of shoes pretty much everywhere you go.
- Go to every single art event you're invited to. Besides seeing some amazing art, there's always free booze.
- Even when you have a job, live on your own and pay taxes, you will not feel like a grown up. I have the blankie to prove it.
- There is no shame in eating caviar from Ikea...even if you're eating it while you're on the bus going home.
- There's nothing like dressing up for a themed party and then having to get there using public transportation.
- NY bagels and pizza are the best in the world.
- If you hesitate the opportunity will pass you by.
- It was fun to perform on stage in a band...even if it only lasted one performance.
- If there's an empty seat on a crowded subway...it's empty for a (gross) reason.
- You can run into plushies and public nudity in the same day and it's no big deal.
- New York really is as rad as it looks in The Muppets Take Manhattan, Sex in the City and Law & Order.
This is WISE. I feel like all the world should read this.
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